Monday, July 22, 2013

Dare I Say the "F" Word?

Right now the "F" word is right there, on the tip of my tongue.
I am done....loosing my patience.
Its getting on my last nerves....its getting all over my skin.
Its frying my existence to be productive.
Its straight up driving me to do irrational things and think irrationally.
I. Can't. Deal. With. The. Humidity.
Therefore, I am thinking of the "F" word already.........
"Whoa! Did you say the "F" word? I almost choked on the grass I was chewing!" Chelsea exclaimed.  "I don't know if my wool is long enough for that yet!" 

"But Chelsea, the sunflowers are blooming in the garden......"

"And the pumpkins on a stick are starting to grow......surly all signs of the "F" word," I stated.
"It will be so much better when I say and feel the "F" word Chelsea!  You will love it too!"

"Say it. Say the "F" word or I will say it for you," Abby stated without blinking an eye.
"Heck, you can say the "W" word for all I care cuz this humidity is pissing me off and reeking havoc on my wool!"

"Gee Abby, a little testy? I thought I was having issues."



Sharrie said...

I hear ya girls, and totally agree!

Barb said...

I hate to admit it after the winter we just survived but when the cicadas started sounding off last week and I grew up with the notion that once that started we would have our first frost in 6 weeks I got a little excited and hopeful! The heat and humidity have been beasts and I am not cut out for it.

Kristi Z said...

Sharrie & Barb,
I am so sick of this weather. I feel like I am wasting my whole summer off & I go back to school in less than a month! I should probably just quit teaching.....

jen said...

Are you thinking of fall? Please tell me that you're thinking of fall, because I have been too!

Kristi Z said...

Yes! I am withering away in this weather!! I hate it!! Bring it on but it better be a long & beautiful one!!

Kim Goodling said...

Oh, just look at Chelsea!!

Tammy said...

Hey Kristi,
When I said you could send SOME of that rain down here, I didn't mean a bazillion inches and endless stormy days.... Just sayin'....