Sunday, November 6, 2011
A New Thanksgiving Day Meal Idea
It has been 2 weeks since an egg was laid in the chicken coop. I used my last eggs to make Halloween cupcakes for my homeroom students. This is pathetic when I have 15 chickens living in a $1,100 Amish built chicken coop and eating Purina chicken feed. I believe they are taking advantage of me. I need to take charge....its time to ruffle their feathers.......dish out some threats......therefore I am annoucing that.......
..........one of them is going to be the Thanksgiving Day bird if I don't get a dozen eggs within a week!
Don't even try to run..... you chicken! A threat is a threat and times are lean so everyone must do their part! I hate a farm slacker. They will probably mock me even more and not even give me eggs to make stuffing......creeps. Whatever, one way or another I will get my eggs. I am in charge of this farm!
Don't worry Wilimington, I would never threaten the sheepies to be Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Okay, I lied. I did tell Ripton the other day when he was beating the crap out of the gate again I was going to make a meal out of him. He doesn't need to know that the only meat I eat is chicken and pork.
Gosh, all of this stress for a few flippin' eggs!!!!!!!