Sunday, February 27, 2011

Dear Noah:

Dear Noah;
Hey Noah, this is Kristi over here in Northeast Ohio and I have a huge favor to ask.  Could I borrow your ark for the next 2 days?  I know its a huge request but I have fear that my barns and animals are going to be swept away by melting snow and rain.  Yeah, on Friday we got slammed with 9 inches of snow plus the 5 inches we had gotten on Monday and prior to that the 7 inches of snow that was on the ground for awhile got melted away rendering the ground a total fiasco.  But see tonight through all day Monday we are going to get up to 2 inches of rain which will then wash away the 9 inches of snow.  Well, its not gonna technicially wash it away, its just going to displace it in the liquid form of water.  I think the barns and animals might wash away if I don't take precautionary measures.  So I thought of you......you know, the ark, the animals, the flood, you get my drift, right?  Hey, can you lend a single farm gal an ark?  Its just for 2 days. 
I don't have too many animals..........................

.........21 sheep...................

..........18 chickens (don't worry about smashed eggs, they are only laying 2-3 a day).....

.........2 miniature horses ( they crossed hooves that they would be good and not bossy).....

.......20 goats (not sure how it got to be so many, they just started multiplying)......

Oh, there are 3 dogs, 11 cats, and me. All animals promise to be respectful of your ark and clean-up after themselves.  Hope you can help me out.......I know you love those animals and mine are such wonderful, loving, respectfully examples of their species, well, at least, some of them are.
Thanks again,
Kristi & the Harvest Thyme Crew

4 comments:

Barb said...

If I were Noah I'd let you borrow the ark in a heartbeat!

Susan said...

Sorry, kind of stole your post theme for my post. My neighbor needs that Ark ASAP. Had to help move her horses to high ground. Check out some pix on our blog.

jen said...

I was thinking about you last night as the storm hit. Glad all is ok!

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