Its a week before the big turkey day,
and I've got something to say.
There's a problem in the coop,
and some chicks better give me the scoop.
There's gonna be some a flayin'
if they don't start a layin'!
I'm ready to throw a big fit and start to hollar,
cuz if I have to spend a dollar
and buy eggs that are fake,
pies are not the only thing I'm going to bake!!!!
Sincerely,
the hand that feeds you, Kristi
