Saturday, November 13, 2010

November Sun Bathers

Eleven days before Thanksgiving and today it was in the 60's!! Actually, its been like that all week and I am not complaining one bit! I only need the white stuff for the week or so before Christmas and through January is fine but then it came pack it up.........less is best for the white stuff! Around the barn I found some November sun bathers today........

Monique and Speedy were bathing their chunky selves in the sun...........

........along with the goats who love soaking up the rays!

Miss Mooshie is going on a week long date starting tomorrow because I would like to see some little baby LaManchas from her this spring! I am sure she is going to be thrilled with my idea;)


Monday, November 8, 2010

Mad Bucks Know Nothing!!!!

True! Nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I have been and am, but why will you say that I am mad? It is this love smell in the air that has sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them but sharpened them to the point of insanity!!!!! It is impossible to say how the idea entered my brain to climb over the fence, but once conceived, it had me up all day and night! Objective was not to hurt my important parts and not to get caught. Passion was everything! Or so I thought.......

...........until that 2 legged witch slapped me in the head and said. "That's your sister you asshole!"
Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Mad bucks know nothing!! How the hell was I suppose to know that was my sister, we have been separated since 5 months of age?! But you should have seen me! You should have seen how wisely I proceeded over that cheap fence, with caution, with foresight, I had gone to work to see that beautiful doe across the grassy way...... once I succeeded I grew furious as I gazed upon yet another damn fence!!
Now I say, there came another slap to my head as she dragged my ass back to my rightful home, cussing me out the whole way, telling me I need a bath cuz I smell like hell and no right woman would want something that smells as bad as I do.

I smiled......for what do I have to fear but another slap to the head? Mad bucks know nothing!And as she shoved my smelly ass back into my home, I ran back to the fence!