Monday, November 8, 2010

Mad Bucks Know Nothing!!!!

True! Nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I have been and am, but why will you say that I am mad? It is this love smell in the air that has sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them but sharpened them to the point of insanity!!!!! It is impossible to say how the idea entered my brain to climb over the fence, but once conceived, it had me up all day and night! Objective was not to hurt my important parts and not to get caught. Passion was everything! Or so I thought.......

...........until that 2 legged witch slapped me in the head and said. "That's your sister you asshole!"
Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Mad bucks know nothing!! How the hell was I suppose to know that was my sister, we have been separated since 5 months of age?! But you should have seen me! You should have seen how wisely I proceeded over that cheap fence, with caution, with foresight, I had gone to work to see that beautiful doe across the grassy way...... once I succeeded I grew furious as I gazed upon yet another damn fence!!
Now I say, there came another slap to my head as she dragged my ass back to my rightful home, cussing me out the whole way, telling me I need a bath cuz I smell like hell and no right woman would want something that smells as bad as I do.

I smiled......for what do I have to fear but another slap to the head? Mad bucks know nothing!And as she shoved my smelly ass back into my home, I ran back to the fence!

6 comments:

Dave Lewis said...

Thanks for the laugh!!

Dave

Barb said...

Oohhh My!! You will have your hands full for a time, won't you? Goats.....fodder for good stories.

jen said...

LOL!!!
Oh my the language!
Maybe you need a stronger fence!What are you teaching them out there in the country?

Nancy K. said...

ROFLMFBO!!!!!

Christine said...

Whah, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm howling with laughter so hard it scared the cat. Tears in my eyes. OMG, that was priceless.

kristi said...

I am so glad that my animals can provide a little humor to everyones day:)