In my defense I would like to point out a few key facts that presents a solid case as to why I am NOT a dumb ass as you have so wrongly accused me of being.
I am not the dumb ass you accuse me of because if I was truly a dumb ass, I would have eaten the cookies in the ceramic cookie jar, but that was still safe and sound on the counter. I know the difference between ceraminc and rubber when it hits the floor.
In conclusion, when you went to bed last night and felt that soft thing under the pillow, you know as well as I do, that Dixie hide the cookie under the pillow. I would have never wasted a completely good, fresh cookie for another day. And ReRun didn't hide that cookie cuz he can't jump up on the bed by himself so it is very obvious that it was NOT the beagles who ate the cookies........it was that stinking, short legged, sneaky, wanna-be-beagle Cardigan Corgis Dixie.