Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Please Help Me!!!

My name is Danby, I was born in Washington, Vermont,  and I use to reside with a very nice lady and her family until 2 weeks ago.  Then this crazy woman came to Vermont.

I heard her bubbling about how beautiful it is in Vermont and how she wants so very much to live here and how excited she is to be getting Romney lambs........hey, wait a minute thats me!!!!!  Before I know it, my sister and I are plucked out of this beautiful green, lush grass with gorgeous views of the Green Mountains and
(photo courtsey of Vermont Grand View Farm)
then we are packed like sardines in these crates in the back of something moving vehicle. And before my sister and I know it, the doors close, the nice lady is hugging this new lady good-bye and the nice lady waves good-bye to us and we are soon driving off the mountain.  This new lady drives us some 12 hrs away from home, singing to some song by this Enrique guy and she is talking to us about gosh only knows what.  We finally get to this new place called "home" and my sister and I now have like 30 new friends (I am not counting those goats cuz they keep pushing us when we eat!) and we are just so tired and we don't see any mountains.  Then the next day, she pokes us with a needle "for our own good" she tells us.  Then today she like grabs me, puts me back in one of those crate things along with this ridiculous pink halter thing on my face, drives to a place called a "vet", puts me on a scale and is suprised that I way 79 lbs and I am only 5 months old (hello...did she see all that grass I had to eat???) and then she leaves me in this cage thing and all this barking is going on and before I know it I am having pretty dreams of Vermont again................

.................and then I think I hear the crazy woman again but things are a little foggy, and I am having a hard time standing, I feel a bit wobbly and she sounds far away but she is like right in my face telling me how much she loves me and I am thinking she is crazy and when a finally stand up there is something very important missing between my back legs!!!!!!!  OMG, what has this crazy woman done now?????????
She loads me back up in the crate, takes me back to her crazy house, puts me back in with all my new friends and I am so happy to see my sister there still but she is looking at me like, "What the hell happened to you?" but I am so tired that all I want to do is sleep...........but I keep thinking that this lady is crazy and someone needs to help her, perhaps you can???  I would so appreciate some advice on how to deal with this kind of woman and to make it worse, she keeps touching my wool and saying how beautiful it is! Do you think she is one of those "weirdos"?  I hope not!!  I am so concerned about my missing parts.....where do you think they went?  Please send me any advice or help that you can!!
Love,
Danby

10 comments:

jen said...

My only advice to you is that you should run. Run little buddy, run!:)

IsobelleGoLightly said...

Hee hee. I think you've landed in a nice place Danby! You're cute too...even if you are a sheep!

Kara said...

TOOO FUNNY! What a cutie.

Jessica [beforethedawn.org] said...

LOL great story and what a cutie!

Sheepmom said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

schoonoverfarm said...

Sorry Danby. I cannot help. She's jsut another crazy sheep lady.

Barb said...

Oh Goodness...poor Danby. Is he feeling better now? My dear "Brother Merlin McDhui" (a cormo) had the bands on when he came from the other farm. One day I found his wee balls in the paddock, trampled on by the others in the flock. Pretty much a non-event for him, I guess. :o)

Christy said...

Get out while you can! She is clearly insane. On the upside, you'll feel better soon.

Caroline said...

Don't worry, Danby. I've read that "lady's" blog for a long time, and except for that unfortunately incident resulting in your missing parts, I'm sure that you'll enjoy living with her. She absolutely loves your kind.

Vermont Grand View Farm said...

Danby....I like that name! We miss you here at Grand View Farm but know you are in great hands. Say "hi" to sis for us!!