I WENT THERE.
I was determined not to go there. I was not going to become "one of them". I walked into the store with just wanting to update the basic to the newer basic cellphone. I had the basic in my hand. Then I faltered. It was shameful on my part I know it. I hang my head in shame. My animals just look at me and shake their heads because they see the shame in my eyes. Then they start baaing at me because they have not been fed in the past hour. See thats why I had to go there. I needed to feel the power and the status among those 4 legged baaers that create havoc in my life and make me feel less than human. Now I can stand right in their little circle while they munch on their hay and check my email, google, and even do other things but I don't know what they are because I have not gotten that far in the manual.