I, Patty, a 3 year old chocolate LaMancha doe living at Harvest Thyme Homestead since I was 4 weeks, do solemnly swear, to be pregnant.
NO, I am not bred by my Cotswold wether buddy Ira!

Have you not noticed that I am eating like a piggy? I have been trying to tell you this but obviously you have had other things on you mind like paying attention to those dwarf things you call goats. Perhaps did it not occur to you, that I might be eating for 2?3?

Now, I do not want to get all personal, but I think posting my private sector is necessary to show people that you need to pay more attention to what is going on in the barn. The udder may be small, but it is there, give it time as I am a real dairy goat. And my sides are starting to get fuller too......just another FYI. I would appreciate you giving me more grain at this point.

So, who is the Daddy you are wondering? Well, it could be Mr. Friendly, the young LaMancha buck.........remember when I was screaming at midnight a few months back ( and the neighboors came over the next day to see if everyone was okay:) because I was in a raging heat cycle and then you put me in with him to shut me up? I believe you called me a "big mouth". Well, it could be him but............

it could Lil' Texas, that horny little Nigerian Dwarf, who is all about himself and his little Nigerian Dwarf groupies. Remember you left him and the other dude with us 'till late October.........duh!

Yeah, those are 2 of the 3 that I am talking about. Check out that baby bump on Summer, the one on the left. Anyways, since you just decided to notice my little baby bump and little udder, I am going to hold out 'till the kids come to let you know who the daddy is. Could be pure bred LaManchas, could be mini-Manchas.......regardless, I am sure they will be cute like me:)
Sincerely,
Patty